Who Is The Biggest Simp?

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

I'm having a quite difficult time determining who the biggest online forum simp is; there are far too many candidates. And I'm sure there are countless who I've never even interacted with. Most of them are rig-talk.com denizens, of course.

https://www.rig-talk.com
MonkeyMan the mod would have be in the top 3. He simps for Nicholas Debarnot every day.
JackBootedThug the mod
Japenus the mod
DanGleesak (anusrar or aynirar27)

(I'm seeing a mod pattern here)

There are others from other forums, too

https://www.thegearpage.net
don't have an account there help me out

https://sevenstring.org/
don't have an account there help me out


https://forum.seymourduncan.com
beaubrummels
securb
aceman

https://thegearforum
andy eagle

I'll have to really think about this.

Tough question! Need more input!