Riding skateboards, eating dirt and apologising for being white outed you as the incompetent retarded fool you are.
If I were your parents I'd want my money back on your education because you're a failure who lies and kisses anyone's ass.
Also, your father should have pulled out and sprayed the drapes at that crucial moment your mother was screaming her brother's name.
How ANY Texan could follow or support this fuckhead is beyond comprehension.
Other than that I hope you're having a wonderful Sunday.
