Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
-- Hmmm, well first... can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
-- GREAT!!! Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?
Um...
-- And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases? Same for you and the kitchen staff.
Um...
-- Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with the staff’s most recent tox screens, that would be terrific. Matter of fact, I’m going to need to see all of your employees entire medical history. And while you’re at it, green cards would be most appreciated as well.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
-- That would be great, thanks! Make sure they have their vax card, and medical records please. And before you go, would I be too intrusive if I asked you if you prefer anal over oral? I guess that’s none of my fucking business but you do get my point don’t you?
Um.... why don’t I just seat you in the booth overlooking the harbor?
— Perfect.
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Here’s the thing, nobody needs restaurants, ball games, or any of that for the time being. But they surely need us.
Start standing your ground. We are Americans and should act like Americans. Hit em in the pocket book. Make them prove the elections were fair. Get loud. Say NO if it fits. Protect the kids. Stand up for those that can’t or won’t.
If they keep getting their way, they’ll never stop until our country is no more.