String Theory

[Mailman1971]

he seems like the kind of guy who looks in the mirror every morning before he goes to work and says, "Hey you! Thanks for all the hand-jobs!"

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

That's how these people think, and operate in daily life.. it's all about "code talking", obfuscation, wink-wink-nod-nod sort of behavior.

Whenever someone first joins that site, they start all this, "Dill pickle or sweet pickle" shit.

That's gay-code talking.

You mean like this?

https://thegearforum.com/threads/im-gla ... ost-393723

If I had to stick a pickle in my ass, I guess I’d pick sweet? Just based on that righteous tart flavor of a dill I imagine that wouldn’t feel the best.

Also, a pickle is way less structurally sound than a cucumber. I worry one would break off and I’d have half a pickle in my ass.

Only a dyed in the wool poofter would say something like that in public. These anal assassins can never keep it private or unto themselves.

[PLX]

You mean like this?

https://thegearforum.com/threads/im-gla ... ost-393723

If I had to stick a pickle in my ass, I guess I’d pick sweet? Just based on that righteous tart flavor of a dill I imagine that wouldn’t feel the best.

Also, a pickle is way less structurally sound than a cucumber. I worry one would break off and I’d have half a pickle in my ass.

Only a dyed in the wool poofter would say something like that in public. These anal assassins can never keep it private or unto themselves.

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

You mean like this?

https://thegearforum.com/threads/im-gla ... ost-393723

If I had to stick a pickle in my ass, I guess I’d pick sweet? Just based on that righteous tart flavor of a dill I imagine that wouldn’t feel the best.

Also, a pickle is way less structurally sound than a cucumber. I worry one would break off and I’d have half a pickle in my ass.

Only a dyed in the wool poofter would say something like that in public. These anal assassins can never keep it private or unto themselves.

Rather disgusting, innit?

[lll]

You mean like this?

https://thegearforum.com/threads/im-gla ... ost-393723

If I had to stick a pickle in my ass, I guess I’d pick sweet? Just based on that righteous tart flavor of a dill I imagine that wouldn’t feel the best.

Also, a pickle is way less structurally sound than a cucumber. I worry one would break off and I’d have half a pickle in my ass.

Only a dyed in the wool poofter would say something like that in public. These anal assassins can never keep it private or unto themselves.

W. T. F.