Why Forum Soyboys Can't Play The Guitar

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

You've seen them everywhere on gear forums: the ubiquitous soy boys who seem to have no interest whatsoever in discussing the very subject the gear forum is about. Instead, they would rather push the Soy & Homo Agenda and exchange Creme Brulee recipes with their fellow gape-mouthed avocado slurpers.

There is a reasoning behind this, and that reasoning is simply thus:

Quite simply, soy boys cannot play the guitar. If they attempted to finger a root C chord or perhaps the easiest chords of all (A or E power chords), the application of even minute finger pressure upon the fretboard would literally cause their spindly wrists to snap in half.

And there you have it.

[PLX]

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

Here's a compiled list of known and proven rig-talk.com soyboys who can't play the guitar:

Donnie B.
Tranny Jesus (Donnie B. ALT)
Bagel & Creamcheese (Donnie B. ALT)
Beer & Pizza (Donnie B. former ALT)

Samhain (banned)
paulyc
racerxrated
Diary of a Axeman (banned)
Monkey Man
Inbred Beta Redneck (banned)
Nevets (ALT)
Ry Manchu (disappeared after 2020 Elections)
narad (disappeared after 2020 Elections)

CNutz (disappeared after 2020 Elections)
Crazy Nuts (CNutz ALT)

rogueleader (banned)
Nigel
RevDrucifer
Aynirar27
Stripped Rights
Tonelover (ALT)
Clig Herdunkachuk (ALT)

And the biggest Soy slurper of them all:
Nicholas Debarnot

There are most likely more, but this will do for now.

I'll be adding more to the list as time goes on and the evidence is conclusive.

[sytharnia NZ]

yep 100% right .. I never go to the off topic part so I had to and check the names you listed and yep most of them were talking shit in the "climate change" thread hahahahahahaha

I'll just stick with the gear talk parts haha

[I.M. Woke]

It's true!!!!! I know!!

I can't play the guitar!! But I can still play better than Donnie B!!!