DanishDon (Donnie B.) Bark At The Moon Intro Rhythm Contest

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

I think it would be fair play to state here and now that we need to hear Dingleberry DanishDon Donnie Belanger's rendition of Bark At The Moon to verify that his rhythm playing is up to par or even intact enough to accuse others' rhythm playing as being "off time".

Surely Doofus Donnie can pass muster with this simple Ozzy rhythm piece..

Here is the ISO of Jake E Lee's guitar from the track:



Here is the lesson in case you don't have it in your repertoire:



And here is our entry; but all we need from you is the first few bars of the intro, at speed, before Ozzy starts caterwauling:



Let us see how the Danish Dingleberry Donnie B fares. I surmise he shan't attempt it as it is far too advanced for his limp wristed Soy Boy technique. Else he will get someone else to play it for him over the telephone and he'll record the results and claim it as his own on Vocaroo.

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

Right. We're to believe ol Dingleberry Don gathered up his bandmates and did a quick Bark At The Moon track recorded with an iPhone in the last 60 minutes real-time.

We need authenticity here, Dingleberry Don. Not your iPhone recording of someone else's band demo clip posted on the internet. Give us a simple production audio clip, not an iPhone recording on Vocaroo. You do know how to use a DAW, yes? You know about panning, limiting, compression, equalising and producing a rough audio clip? Because if you don't, then you're even more of a poseur fraud than initially surmised.

And just as we suspected, Dingleberry Don couldn't accomplish the challenge himself and instead relied upon the work of someone else. Feckin wanker!

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

DanishDon (Donnie B.) = FAIL!

Your rhythm skills are obviously so pathetic that you tried to sneak in someone else's work as your own.

PUT THE IPHONE DOWN, SIGN OFF OF VOCAROO, STOP RECORDING OTHERS' WORK, KEEP PRACTICING AND GET BETTER, POSEUR.

(Maybe we should have lowered the rhythm playing bar down to the Smoke On The Water level for the twit..)

[administrator]

Yep he is definitely holding his smartphone up to his computer speakers and recording some random clip uploaded by someone else, after searching the internet for "bark at the moon clip". I'll bet with some digging we could find it, too.

BTW he is arguing with himself over there now. No one else wants to chime in because they all think he's a lying douchebag.

https://www.rig-talk.com/forum/threads/ ... 795/page-6

[administrator]

Oh and:

Go fuck yourself, Donnie the Fraud.

[Ritchie's Party Hat]

Oh and:

Go fuck yourself, Donnie the Fraud.

He's a tosser.

[Dummie W Billanger]

Donnie’s as fake as a 3 dollar bill.

Gotta admit, he’s pathetic but halarious to laugh at

[TheRealDonnie]

You guys are just jealous I won!