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I just gave this guy a dollar
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Re: I just gave this guy a dollar
D'ya reckon he's a vet?
I'm thinkin' "yeah".
I'm thinkin' "yeah".
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Re: I just gave this guy a dollar
If so, he's a horrible vet.
There was a dog on the corner nearby, and after I gave him a dollar I said, "Does your dog bite?"
He said, "No."
I reached out to pet the dog and he bit my hand. I yelled at the guy, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOESN'T BITE!!!"
He goes, "That's not my dog."
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Seriously? What a prick.
Reads like a comedy skit, but not-funny IRL.
Reads like a comedy skit, but not-funny IRL.
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Re: I just gave this guy a dollar
Peter Sellers????PLX wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:01 pmIf so, he's a horrible vet.
There was a dog on the corner nearby, and after I gave him a dollar I said, "Does your dog bite?"
He said, "No."
I reached out to pet the dog and he bit my hand. I yelled at the guy, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOESN'T BITE!!!"
He goes, "That's not my dog."
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Re: I just gave this guy a dollar
I was thinking Seinfeld, Larry David, Monty Python, Steven Wright... I feel that scenario and punchline could work for many styles.
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Re: I just gave this guy a dollar
The original skit was Peter Sellers.Monkey Man wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:24 pm I was thinking Seinfeld, Larry David, Monty Python, Steven Wright... I feel that scenario and punchline could work for many styles.
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Re: I just gave this guy a dollar
D'Oh! I'm such a dunce.
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Re: I just gave this guy a dollar
That's just a really old joke.
Heck, these days all my jokes are really old.
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