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I just gave this guy a dollar

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As you SHOULD !!! :D :) :D :)
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D'ya reckon he's a vet?

I'm thinkin' "yeah". 8-)
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Monkey Man wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:45 pm D'ya reckon he's a vet?
If so, he's a horrible vet.


There was a dog on the corner nearby, and after I gave him a dollar I said, "Does your dog bite?"

He said, "No."

I reached out to pet the dog and he bit my hand. I yelled at the guy, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOESN'T BITE!!!"

He goes, "That's not my dog."
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Seriously? What a prick. :shock:

Reads like a comedy skit, but not-funny IRL. :cry:
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PLX wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:01 pm
Monkey Man wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:45 pm D'ya reckon he's a vet?
If so, he's a horrible vet.


There was a dog on the corner nearby, and after I gave him a dollar I said, "Does your dog bite?"

He said, "No."

I reached out to pet the dog and he bit my hand. I yelled at the guy, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOESN'T BITE!!!"

He goes, "That's not my dog."
Peter Sellers????
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I was thinking Seinfeld, Larry David, Monty Python, Steven Wright... I feel that scenario and punchline could work for many styles.
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Monkey Man wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:24 pm I was thinking Seinfeld, Larry David, Monty Python, Steven Wright... I feel that scenario and punchline could work for many styles.
The original skit was Peter Sellers.
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D'Oh! I'm such a dunce. :lol:
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Monkey Man wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:28 pm D'Oh! I'm such a dunce. :lol:
:lol: That's just a really old joke.

Heck, these days all my jokes are really old. :roll:

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