HUMOR & MEMES

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HUMOR & MEMES

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Once upon a time,

A Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,

and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars

and dated ladies half his age and drank whisky, beer, and Jack Daniels,

and never heard any bitching and never paid child support or alimony,

and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns,

and ate nuts, potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts,

and never got cheated on while he was at work, and he had lots of dogs

and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell,

and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

and lived happily ever after

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Next time you're feeling down, remember.. life is all about perspective.

I have a friend who has sex 2~3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week..

And yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.
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I watched a documentary on mushrooms last night.

That's probably how I'll watch all documentaries from now on.

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Is a polar bear that swings for both teams bipolar?
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What do Mopeds and fat chicks have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you.

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